22 October, 2008

its a lame day
my jokes all feel cold,
its a new life,
so why am i so old
my feet still hurt
from walking all the way.
(the anthem, good charlotte, first verse)

through qualitative analysis, every one sided relationship has 4 parts.

Part 1.
the admirer analyses the admired. s/he finds out more about the person, before subconcious advance to part 2.

part 2. the idiot part
slowly admirer begins to think more and more about the admired, until
1)s/ he goes crazy
2)s/he begins to get real and quit

part 3. the incessant worrying
the admirer begins to get deadly jealous of anyone who comes near his/her admired.
OR
the admirer begins to worry of his/her admired safety 24/7, or worse 3600/24.(every second of th day)

part 4. the grand finale.
s/he is accepted and is so happy, but then the relationship breaks very fast.(sean's first relationship. hope you dun mind, sean)
OR
s/he is rejected so badly, his/her ears and nose touch the floor at the sametime.
in other words, s/he emo like HELL.

the end.
By Ba, the psychologist.

ya, so for all you ppl in 1 sided relationships, try to avoid the last3 points. its damn dangerous. more dangerous than me.

in other news, some ppl are damn sad, but i dun dare to go to them to ask why. ._. stupid paranoia. i'll ask when i'm 1000 times braver.

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